Tommy Smith

Published Work

POINTS IN CASE
• Evidence That My Kid’s Daycare May Actually Be a Blues Joint
• Agenda for a Double-Booked Funeral and Ghost TourSLACKJAW
• I Had A Great Time On Our Date! Here Are A Few Things I Slightly Misrepresented
• The Plan To Restore George Washington's Wooden TeethROBOT BUTT
• Old Carcass Truck Finds New Life in Food Scene
• A 10-Step Guide to Identifying Cybernetic Organisms in the WorkplaceJANE AUSTEN'S WASTEBASKET
• Why You Should Buy Me, A Framed Squirrel Pelvis, From This Oddities ExpoFRAZZLED
• Insults My Mom Worked In While Getting My Shirt Size For The Family PhotoMUDDYUM
• Moments When It's Socially Acceptable To Smoke But Not Eat Reese's Franken Cups
• Slogans Used By Summer Camps That Went Out Of BusinessDR. FUNNY
• Googling Everything In Your Medicine Cabinet And Other Ways I Got To Know You While Housesitting
• Is Everyone In This Gym Listening To Me Breathe
• My Expectations Of High School After Seeing Grease vs RealityPARTICIPATION TROPHY SPORTS
• Alternative Solutions For High School Wrestlers To Look Badass When Their Moms Won't Let Them Get a Tattoo
• MLB Stadium Food Propulsion Systems For America's 250thSKITS ZINE
• 4/5 Plowshares: My Summer of 1867 Rental Review******************************************
Featured In A Newsletter of Humorous Writing #419